Fun club

Teacher: "Where are the best boys?"
Students: "In Russia!"
Teacher: "And where are the friendliest people?"
Students: "In Russia!"
Teacher: "And where are the tastiest candies?"
Students: "In Russia!"
Teacher: "And where are the nicest cities?"
Students: "In Russia"
Suddenly little Nadezhda starts crying.
Teacher: "Nadya, why are you crying?"
Nadezhda: "Because I want to live in Russia!"

Tell a joke to a German, and he will not understand it.
Tell a joke to an Englishman, and he will understand it, but won't show it.
Tell a joke to a Japanese, and he will understand it his own way.
Tell a joke to a Russian, and he will tell you that he knows three more versions of that joke that are much better

Woman and her lover lie in bed. Phone rings. She picks up. It`s her husband:
– Honey, what are you doing?
– Waiting for you.
– I`ll be home tomorrow. I have to go to a meeting in St.Petersburg with my business partner Vladimir.
– Ok, have a nice trip.
– Who called? – the lover asked.
– My husband, he will be home tomorrow. He said, he is going with you to a meeting in St.Petersburg.