Fun club

Wife is applying to her husband:
– Honey, is it true that my eyes are blue like a sky?
– Yes. – husband replied
– And my lips are red like roses?
– Yeah.
– Oh, I like it so much, when you are saying to me such beautiful compliments.

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.

The Officer: "You were going at least 100 in a 50 km/h zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 60."
Wife: "Oh, Vasia, You were going 80."

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh, dear, you've known about that tail light for weeks."

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I’ve just taken it off when you were walking to the car."
Wife: "Oh, Vasia, you never wear your seat belt."

Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut up!"
Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."