Fun club

A smart woman always knows when it's time to keep silence... but she never refrains.

If we could return our first date..... I would not have come!

While Andrey was in a traffic jam he sold his old car and bought a new one which was closer to the traffic lights.

- My darling, why is my bottle of whisky half empty?

- Because you are a pessimist!

A little boy asks his father:

- Is that true that rabbits change their fur coats twice a year?

- Yes, but don't tell your mother!!!

How do I live? - It depends... When I feel bad - the ambulance comes, when I feel good - the police comes.

I was a bit shocked when one of my blond female friends asked for a screwdriver, but when the second took it out of her handbag....

Wife: - Dear, I am on a diet, so I eat only truffles and lobsters...

Husband: - Think big: eat money!

HE: “Your female friends are all ugly!”

SHE: “Your all male friends drink vodka!”

HE: “It’s because all your female friends are ugly!”