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A blond girl is talking to her husband.
- My dear, we have a problem with the car engine!
- What happened?
- I think, there is water in it.
- Wow, how did you know that???
- The car is in the river.

Wife comes back from a New Year party:

- My darling, I was a nice girl, I didn't dance, I didn't kiss anyone...

- Where is your dress???

I am going to buy a pet dog and to name it Good. Imagine: you come home and it's always Good there.

A man is talking to God.
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."

What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

The Parliament submitted a bill to forgive those who turn themselves in and admit their guilt.

Imagine a dialogue in a police station:

- I am sorry, I killed him...

- It's OK, it happens...

The best way to win a lottery - to arrange it.