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Сейчас в нашем FUN CLUB две рубрики: Смешные Слова и Шутки. В разделе Смешные Слова публикуются интересные примеры из английской лексики, которые помогаю лучше понять происхождение многих слова и легко их запомнить. Вы тоже можете присылать свои примеры: мы с удовольствием разместим их на нашем сайте.
А еще очень полезно и интересно попробовать пересказать русский анекдот на английском языке. Если вы можете пошутить на иностранном языке - это COOL! Когда смешно - тогда не страшно!:)
Anastasia, you should find a man and marry him! You cats need a Dad!
If a girl wants to find a husband, she should go out in smart clothes and with make-up. Because if she comes out in casual clothes without make-up, everybody thinks that she is already married.
At the lesson the teacher of Geography asks:
- Where will we get to if we start drilling a hole at the North Pole?
The children, altogether:
- To the home for the insane!
A teacher of Philosophy asked only one question at the exam:
- Why?
The highest grade was given to the student who answered:
- Why not?!
The Granny who likes family scandals makes changes in her last will and testament every day.
There are women who you want to drink for...
There are women who you want to drink with...
There are women who you want to drink because of...
Anyway, you need to drink when you deal with women!
I have found a new girlfriend. Now I'm smart, kind and careful again.
OK, Google... Who am I and where was I from December 31 to January 11?
The corporate party was successful if colleagues cheer you with applauses and conclamations the next day.
- What is your name, sir?
- Vasiliy.
- Do you have children?
- Yes, son Vasiliy and daughter Vasilisa.
- Any pets?
- Yes, cat Vaska.
- I'm sorry, sir, but we can't offer you the position of Creative Director.
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